pizza is an acceptable meal at all times of the day
U DONT KNOW ME OR MY LIFE
THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER
im sorry but i only listen to real music
i wanna intimidate you
nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off
Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning
listen up you motherfucker
Going to school with a dress code
OMG taco bell just called me bae!? is this a dream?!
Bae just commented and liked my instagram pic you can say we’re in a serious relationship.